● You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
● You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
● Your heart's an empty hole.
● Your brain is full of spiders,
● You've got garlic in your soul.
● You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
● You have termites in your smile.
● You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
● You're a nasty, wasty skunk. Your heart is full of unwashed socks
● Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
● You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
● You're the king of sinful sots.
● Your heart's a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
● Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable,
● Mangled up in tangled up knots.
● You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch.
● You're a crooked jerky jockey, And you drive a crooked hoss.
● You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce!
● Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
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● You're as cuddly as a cactus,
● You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch.
● The three words that best describe you, are as follows,
and I quote: STINK, STANK, STUNK!